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Big Question Mark TF4 Casting News

I seem to be reporting every warm body that gets cast in the upcoming Michael Bay Blockbuster/Fart in Church, so here’s one that should bring on the facepalms. Li Bingbing has been cast in Transformers 4. Everyone should be familiar with her groundbreaking work in Resident Evil: Retribution, where Ms. Bingbing was famously dubbed by […]

Michael Bay Hopes The Repeater is Happy Now

In yet still more human casting news for Transformers 4, El Explode-o himself must have heard The Repeater’s concerns with casting in TF3, and Mr. Bay throws a bone his way with the news that Doctor Who guest star Sophia Myles, who played Madame de Pompadour (and may return again… question mark?), will be in […]

Confused and Afraid: Transformers 4 Casting News

I’m not really sure what this sensation is I’m feeling. The latest cast member of Transformers 4 has me experiencing a positive emotion, and it doesn’t feel right. Maybe I’ll just go with it. While I shudder to think how bad TF4 could end up being, you all KNOW I’ll be watching it in theaters. […]

Transformers Movies Bound to Just Get Worse

“Repeater, don’t look at it. Shut your eyes, Repeater. Don’t look at it, no matter what happens!” The Repeater ran afoul of Transformers 3, and it’s all downhill from here. To make matters worse, a recent happy-time press release regarding Transformers 4 announced that American audiences are becoming even less important. A portion of the […]

More TF4 Casting Snooze… I mean… uh, NEWS!

Jack Reynor has been named as the young male lead to co-star with Funky Marky Funk-A-Bunch in Transformers 4. And girls will think he’s a hottie because of his hotness and money, demographics, synergy… zzzzz…   Tweet

Rumor Roundup 50/50: Marky, yes – Disney, no.

Well, that was fun — and it didn’t take very long. It seems the rumor regarding Marky “and the Funky Bunch” Wahlberg being cast in Transformers 4 was true. I’m sure Paramount is happy having a big-name star attached to the film. I’m sure Hasbro is happy as well, since their profits dip when there […]