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Good news, bad news Detroit…

It’s been all bad news for Detroit recently, but here’s the good news: Michael Bay has brought filming for Transformers 4 to a city that needs all the income it can get!  More bad news people of Detroit? The Bayster saw your city as a good place to get his kicks dressing it up like […]

Big Question Mark TF4 Casting News

I seem to be reporting every warm body that gets cast in the upcoming Michael Bay Blockbuster/Fart in Church, so here’s one that should bring on the facepalms. Li Bingbing has been cast in Transformers 4. Everyone should be familiar with her groundbreaking work in Resident Evil: Retribution, where Ms. Bingbing was famously dubbed by […]

Transformers-like News: Megan Fox All Wrong for TMNT Movie

This is old news with a new update. For reasons likely associated with money, Transformers film director Michael Bay has seemingly made all nice-nice with former TF star Megan Fox. The announcement was made some time back that she will be playing April O’Neil in the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie Bay is producing, causing […]

Transformers 4 is happening.

Rumors, bile and gastric juice have started to churn as Transformers 4 gains some forward momentum. SpoilerTV had some casting sheet news, claiming that  Transformers 4 will have a “new female lead that… is a high school senior, and her boyfriend a Texas racing driver” among the main characters. ‘Kay. In more interesting news, In […]

My honest reaction to the news that Hollywood will make a big budget “Doctor Who” movie…

  I am now awaiting the news that Shia LaBeouf has been cast in the lead role.     Tweet

More of the same from his Bayness

Along with truly geekworthy films advertised during the Super Bowl, in an ad that at first looked like a commercial for “michaelbay.com,” Transformers 3 screeched & flashed for a few seconds for the ADD set . In the mish-mash of images, we see Shia, Bumblebee, Tyrese, the new girl, and lots of crap happening. There […]