The Conduit regales us with tales of his adventure to Scotland. And by regales, I mean shows us his slides. He witnessed a bloodless attempt at revolution, and somehow managed to avoid scams in Paris.
Part of Grand Theft Auto V came from Scotland:
Scams to watch out for in Paris (The Conduit saw two instances of this, and a friend saw a third, so this list is pretty darned accurate):
The return trip, where some jerk set the Chicago FAA Tower on fire:
Vortex of Scottish Charm (just get past the John Cryer stuff)…