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Welcome to hour 10, and material is backing up. Twilight the Game is an option.
MEMORY TRIGGER STAR WARS FIGURE of the HOUR 10: FX-7 Medical Droid
Mark Cockram writes in from four hours ago, wants to nominate TIE Fighters and the “Heart of Gold” from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy as great spaceships.
Ky Slim forages for healthy snack food, Conduit goes for a ladies Luna Bar (made for a woman, but a guy can eat it too)
STAR WARS COMMENTARY–PART 2… We rejoin CGI Jabba, closer to Star Crash, Boba Fett was there with means motive and opportunity, Jabba’s more youthful skin, space pirate shirt, wonderful human being? space poncho, space gonzo, gunshot stickers on the Falcon, the only cool cgi effect shot, the best toy ever that Luke never had, Lukes mom had a long shiny one, the Falcon gets satellite TV, Han sublets hull for AT&T cell tower, if we need water I’ll call you, Jimmy Smits no!, fake British accents throw off the Force connection, adorable buns, Padme Ahmadinejad, the firing squad scenario throws off space crazy, thanks Han!, IG-88 pulls out arms, pssst, Han’s email, tipsy Han, why can’t you see through the helmet? Accelerated Jedi course, Spock’s viewmaster, motivational space posters, she lied to me? Bob Marley, space convoy, how does the tractor beam know what’s a ship?, big open pits with no bannisters, what do you smuggle in space?, where do they hide the bodies on the Falcon?, Empire = teamwork, the glowing pinpoints of light, map app, follow your space beard, Luke’s had a big day, oh no!, nobody in the prequels put their feet up, 3PO is a walking medallion, secret messages and carrier pigeons, thump, Harrison Ford gives it heart, 1138, Luke mows down with no hesitation, the best Han Solo moment of all time … where is the George Lucas who made this?, he went nuclear, bucket on your head, tremor, cgi carpet, walk over Carl, Space Trucker copy that, was Fisher a good actor?, what’s the liquid?, metal squeezins, we’re gonna meet the guy who made the junk monster, the Death Star toy, wings and a tail and a big long neck, floating metal, Luke can’t get traction, head butt, what’s the three-leg criteria?, her special area, R2 is really filthy, lot of off buttons to flip, what’s the latest space news?, new belts, Princess Leia is a racist … a public figure who uses derogatory terms to someone from a different planet, hot gases whatever, everything’s in walking distance, Lenny, kid brain, eat red death, one weekend a month my ass, care for my space babies, shoot at their feet, jog, what happened to the spirit?, the pacing is great, Hayden Christensen is in that mask? they’re faking this, where’s the trash talk? Lava World, $20 on Vader, run, Obi Wan is a quick haunt, she’s using him, princess of space pebbles, buddy? I’m your buddy? OK!, everybody I love dies, take out Game of Thrones!, Luke and Han’s playlist, you’ve proved your worth to me, pause at Han and Leia’s sexual tension scene
Quick look at Twilight the Board game. (Bored game?)