Michael “Explodey” Bay was given a check to help Samsung pimp their new curved television sets that will become obsolete in two tears, assuming people even buy the damned things, at CES2014 in Las Vegas. A teleprompter malfunction let all the air out of this fragile ego-in-a-suit. If this were a Transformers film, he would ask his actors to just say whatever came to mind and Samsung would get 20 minutes of masturbation and pot jokes. Real world? Run, Bay, RUN!
Also: curved televisions? Why do we need this, again?
UPDATE: Bay used his own site to admit he fumbled the ball… so let’s remember why Samsung should know not to pay the guy to hawk their gizmos.