I recently ran across a relative of one of the Tower’s own. Behind the table of a toy vendor at a recent convention was “Gobbles the Crazy Eating Goat!” In the same family as beloved Tower pet Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow, this guy makes up what he lacks in don’t-you-dare-drink-it milk with seven pieces of pretend garbage! This “realistic” creature will chew and swallow anything he can muscle down his throat. After Gobbles’ futile attempt to curb his insatiable garbage-lust, you can pull the junk out of his side. Gross! What’s the Halloween angle? There are, sadly, no classic commercials to be found, but there are a few videos of Gobbles in action. Watch as Gobbles spends minute after minute staring into the middle distance eating whatever is handed to him in futility, and you’re guaranteed to get Heebies in your Jeebies.