The Conduit tries to sink the film Battleship (Spoiler alert – no on sinks the battleship), Kentucky Slim and his brother ponder keyboard layout, and the Repeater warns of the potential trouble female, um, issues can have with bigfoot while camping.
Every line Rihanna says in Battleship –
One word review (with more words added) –
Showing Battleship to wounded soldiers (haven’t they suffered enough?) –
Inexplicable review from Entertainment Weekly –
• Crazy Stuff My Brother Says – Keyboards are for left-handed people?
• Chicks dig bigfoot
Bigfoot mating season –
The way battleship was meant to be….