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Someone Hand Me a Thermal Detonator. NOW!

Why, oh why, does someone think it’s okay to do this? I’m not a big “they’re raping my childhood” kinda guy when some new atrocity is visited upon the Star Wars universe, but this IS NOT OKAY.

HAN SOLO DOESN’T DANCE. And if he did, he certainly wouldn’t do moves like the “trash compactor.”

See the latest ‘Star Wars’ indignity: The Han Solo dance

And yet, I don’t seem to mind this…

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