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Very Authentic Sounding Skyrim Strategy


Have you ever wondered how terrifying it would be to have been an innocent civilian Anglo-Saxon as the Viking horde comes to your village and destroys everything in sight in the most brutal way possible? You’ve never wondered that? Seriously?!? Let me give you an idea. I’ve hired a viking to give you a real feel for the brutality with an authentic sounding accent.

Aside from the obvious deep rooted psychological problems, my hired viking does provide an interesting and unique strategy for playing Skyrim. Of course, this is just one of the many MANY methods available to level up to “BadAss”. I prefer a more subtle approach so you can “smell the roses” so to speak. But vikings never were very subtle, and this one is no exception. He cuts straight to the chase to get the plundering and the “f*****g” done…in fact, he f’s everything! I immediately regret this decision.

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2 Responses to “Very Authentic Sounding Skyrim Strategy”

  1. Daggor says:

    This is sage advice. This fellow’s goals parallel my own. Eff wildlife!

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