Batman is stalking me! | Tower of Technobabble

Batman is stalking me!

This message popped up in my email this morning:










I have to say I find the whole idea a little troubling…

Why did Batman single out ME? Why does he feel the need to take time out of his busy schedule to keep tabs on ME?

What does he think I have done?

I mean seriously, I’m a little paranoid now. I’m not gonna be able to walk to my car or turn around without constantly looking over my shoulder, expecting to be grabbed at any second, hung on the ceiling and pounded within an inch of my life. Who can I turn to for help?!?

Seriously, it’s because of those dark knight films that I’m terrified of this guy. Why can’t this be 60s-era Batman harassing me over being a better citizen?

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