Thought we were kidding about that whole “under attack by the zombie nazis,” didn’t you? Admit it. Well, we here at the Tower take undead attacks very seriously, thankyouverymuch, as does the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (or Ms. CDC if you’re nasty). They’ve just released “Social Media: Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse.” We prepared with a panic room and a Towerbot fully armed with lasers and photon grenade launchers. Will YOU be so lucky when the shambling remains of the Third Reich (or any Reich, for that matter) comes down your street?
http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp. You’re welcome.