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Aliens love Hobbits

Forget “Lord of the Rings” … New Zealand has become the new home of the X Files!

Their military has released about 2,000 pages of government documents relating to UFO reports from 1954 to 2009. There’s a lot of testimony from both public and military witnesses as well as sketches and — my favorite — “alleged samples of alien writing.”

As a survivor of college-level creative writing classes I’m dying to see an alien’s diary. I’ll bet it runs along the lines of “It was a dark and stormy night in space….” cause that’s how you always get an A.

Or get the files yourself at:

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2 Responses to “Aliens love Hobbits”

  1. Paul says:

    I love it. I actually read a couple of those reports from the 50’s. I’m not really sure why they were classified, but what a fantastic time-capsule!! Newspaper clippings, Ben. Newspaper clippings!!!!! You know how I love my clippings…

  2. Ben says:

    Yes, I know all about you and newspaper clippings … the smudged fingers, the paranoid look in your eyes, the sweaty brow …. good stuff.

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