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Podcast: Too Soon?

We discuss the concept of “too soon” when it comes to comedy and pop culture. Does comedy equal tragedy plus time, or are some people just jerks looking for an excuse? Also, spoiler alert, the Titanic sinks at the end.

Show Notes:

• Titanic Museum – Titanic Pigeon Forge (http://www.titanicpigeonforge.com) and Titanic Branson (http://www.titanicbranson.com):
Available for church groups, weddings, vow renewals, corporate outings, sales team meetings and all manner of other inappropriate events.

• And don’t forget Titanic opoly – the perfect gift for Father’s Day! –
https://www.titanicpigeonforge.com/cart_detail.php?sku=730799061172&i=011.00011016&q=-2&g=&t=

• The Titanic Adventure bouncy slide (if you’re so interested):
http://www.cuttingedgecreations.com/titanic-adventure-33.html

Titanic Pigeon Forge. Too…much…to…say…




Big Question Mark TF4 Casting News

bingbingI seem to be reporting every warm body that gets cast in the upcoming Michael Bay Blockbuster/Fart in Church, so here’s one that should bring on the facepalms. Li Bingbing has been cast in Transformers 4. Everyone should be familiar with her groundbreaking work in Resident Evil: Retribution, where Ms. Bingbing was famously dubbed by Sally Cahill.

See the nuanced acting style of the future Microsoft search engine spokesperson here!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-RjxSPuNts




A Nearly All Original Tower Of Technobabble Production!!




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Podcast: Lift and Separate

In a slightly-abbreviated episode, we look at the hormonal minefield that is teenage dating, why cosplay armor would be a terrible idea in actual battle, and look at the next technological innovation that Congress won’t understand but will try to legislate anyway.

Show Notes:

• The hazards of flattering women’s armor
http://www.tor.com/blogs/2013/05/boob-plate-armor-would-kill-you
(which isn’t to say unisex is the way to go)
http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/military/2011-04-22-women-soldiers-uniforms_n.htm

• If you outlaw files, only criminals will have files? 3-D printed gun plans downloaded 100,000 times –
http://gizmodo.com/100-000-people-have-already-downloaded-3d-printed-gun-p-498755006
…aaaaaand after we did the show, the government ordered the file taken down, proving that they’re not quite up on how the Internet works (to wit: If a file is out and distributed, you can’t call it back)
http://boingboing.net/2013/05/10/us-state-department-orders-rem.html

Female Armor Sucks – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8

…and finally, real female warrior armor:




Review: Iron Man 3

ironmanposterThere’s a scene in the new Iron Man 3 where a bombing kills a group of innocent spectators at an event. It has the unfortunate timing to be released only a few weeks after the Boston Marathon bombing — the surface similarities are jarring — but it does drive home the feeling that this, indeed, is the world in which we live.

The movie was completed well before the explosions in Boston occurred, of course, but explosions that kill innocents are, sadly, nothing new.

It could be argued that Iron Man is the Marvel hero most in touch with the world we live in. Captain America was born of optimism, Thor has roots in history and mythology and Spider-Man has a certain familiar angst, but it feels like we’re living in Iron Man’s reality. Optimism has been replaced by resolve, with the hope that technology can save us from what other technology has created.

In the third outing for the character (or the fourth, if you count last summer’s The Avengers as Iron Man 2.5), and the seventh time we’ve visited this particular cinematic universe, the on-screen world feels more lived in this time. While the excitement of the first flight in the armor in Iron Man (for my money, the best scene of that movie) might not be there, it’s replaced by a comfort of knowing these characters and how things work. This movie comes close to bridging the gap between a blockbuster movie and a great television series, where we come to really get to know the characters. Iron Man 3 really takes advantage of this. It’s refreshing to be able to move beyond the origin story, where the creators can rightly expect us to be familiar with the characters and the concepts and just start telling a story.

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Craig Ferguson is going to be on television for a long time

craig vest 2The last piece of the Late-Night puzzle has fallen into place. With the constant re-jiggering of the evening chat show hosts it’s hard to remember who’s on & where they’re on… and WHEN. With Jimmy Fallon set to move to Leno’s Tonight Show spot, Jimmy Kimmel shifted to the 11:30-12:30 spot against Fallon and Letterman, and Conan off on island TBS, that leaves Craig Ferguson’s Late Late Show up against Nightline and Late Night‘s new host Seth Myers, hoping to take 10 minutes of smug and spread it thin over a full hour five nights a week. Myers might work as Daily Show lite, but I feel this is good news for Fergy fans – Myers is a real stiff, and as such not stiff competition. Craig is going to be just fine.




Michael Bay Hopes The Repeater is Happy Now

In yet still more human casting news for Transformers 4,sophia-myles El Explode-o himself must have heard The Repeater’s concerns with casting in TF3, and Mr. Bay throws a bone his way with the news that Doctor Who guest star Sophia Myles, who played Madame de Pompadour (and may return again… question mark?), will be in TF4. Rumors say that Myles will play a scientist. But not just any scientist. A pretty blonde scientist.




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Podcast: Chick Lit

Daggor returns to share how to save water and your dignity when destroying the bathroom at a stranger’s house, then we ponder the role of slavery in the Star Wars universe, and why the Jedi couldn’t pass the damn hat to buy Anakin’s mother out of bondage. Then we risk our immortal souls to do an audio play based on a Chick tract that deals with the evils of Dungeons and Dragons. Listen. If. You. Dare.

Show Notes:

• Fake Shower – Save water and your dignity!
https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/akatu-fake-shower/id514433351?mt=8

• Slavery in Star Wars – Apparently, it’s no big deal:
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Slavery

• Chick Tracts – First, a little history
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_tracts),
Then, an audio play of this one:
http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0046/0046_01.ASP

Dramatis Personae:

Evil DM/Ms. Frost: Brian

Marcie/Black Leaf: Dave

Debbie/Elfstar: Paul

Occult Leader: Brian

Debbie’s Mom: Dave

Marcie’s Mom/Mrs. Anderson: Brian

Mike: Brian

Mr. Moustache: Dave

In case you aren’t familiar with our references:




Confused and Afraid: Transformers 4 Casting News

I’m not really sure what this sensation is I’m feeling. The latest cast member of Transformers 4 Frasier_Capthas me experiencing a positive emotion, and it doesn’t feel right. Maybe I’ll just go with it. While I shudder to think how bad TF4 could end up being, you all KNOW I’ll be watching it in theaters. I’m a Transformers fan, so I need to be educated when it comes to what’s going on & if there’s something on the screen I actually like, then small victory. Kelsey Grammer of Frasier fame has been cast as a villain of sorts in the upcoming film. I’ll close my eyes and think of better days, like when Grammer played Capt. Morgan Bateson of the USS Bozeman. Yeah… that’s the stuff.




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Podcast: Flintstone V Jetson

As Daggor fills in for the AWOL Repeater, we talk about Daggor’s date night WITH SCIENCE, selling out (and the opportunity therein), habitable planets, invading snails, and then debate the eternal question of primal forces versus civilization.

Show Notes:

• New planets! The scene of the Lyran Wars? (That’s a throwback to the Commander Ashtar episode, btw): 
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/18/us/planet-discovery/index.html?hpt=hp_t3

• Invasion of the SSSSNNNNNAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLSSS….!
http://www.cnn.com/2013/04/15/us/florida-giant-snails/%2523us%2520-%2520?iref=obinsite

• Date Night – WITH SCIENCE!
http://www.okcupid.com

• Disposable Phone Numbers, when dealing WITH SCIENCE!
https://itunes.apple.com/app/id505800761?&referrer=click%3D9d001f5a-46f0-45fb-9083-2c510d4d4550

• Discussion Pit: Astronauts vs. Cavemen:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CavemenVsAstronautsDebate

The debate started here: